I Went to a Marvellous Party by Noel Coward

Quite for no reason,
I'm here for the Season and high as a kite.
Living in error
with Maud at Cape Ferrat, which anyway couldn't be right.
Everyone's here and frightfully gay,
nobody cares what others might say.
Seems really much queerer than Rome at it's height;
and yesterday night -

I went to a marvellous party, with Oona and Nadia and Nell.
It was out in fresh air and when we went there,
we went as we were, which was Hell.
Poor Grace started singing at midnight,
and didn't stop singing till four.
We knew the excitement was bound to begin
when Laura got blind on Dubonnet and gin
and scratched her veneer with a Cartier pin:
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party, I must say the fun was intense.
We all had to do what the people we knew
would be doing a hundred years hence.
Dear Cecil arrived wearing armour,
some shells and a black feather boa.
Poor Millicent wore a surrealist comb
made of bits of mosaic from St. Peter's in Rome,
But the weight was so great that she had to go home;
I couldn't have liked it more.

People's behaviour when away from Belgravia
would certainly make you aghast.
So much the variety, while watching Society
all as they're scampering past.
If you have any mind at all,
Gibbon's divine "Decline and Fall"
seems pretty flimsy, no more than a whimsy...
By way of contrast, on Saturday last -

I went to a marvellous party, we didn't start dinner till ten.
And young Bobbie Carr
did a stunt at the bar with a lot of extraordinary men.
Dear Baba arrived with a turtle,
which shattered us all to the core.
The Grand Duke was dancing a foxtrot with me,
when suddenly Cyril screamed, "Fiddledidee!"
and ripped off his trousers and jumped in the sea:
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party, Elise made her entrance with May.
You'd never have guessed
from her fisherman's vest that her bust had been whittled away.
Poor Lulu got fried on Chianti and talked about esprit de corps.
Maurice made a couple of passes at Gus,
and Freddie who hates any kind of a fuss,
did half the Big Apple and twisted his truss:
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party, we played the most wonderful game.
Maureen disappeared
and came back in a beard, and we all had to guess at her name!
We talked about aging with grace, and Elsie, who's seventy-four,
said "A - it's a question of being sincere;
and B - if you're supple, you've nothing to fear."
Then she swung upside down from a glass chandelier:
I couldn't have liked it more.

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